My Bed gets more action than yours.

The other night as I was changing the sheets on the bed I shared a story with my husband.

Me: Did you know B told that she went six months with out changing the sheets on her bed. She said when she finally did her husband didn't even notice.

DH: Oh my gosh how do they stand it.

Me: I know I told her, your bed must not get as much action as mine.

DH: You did not say that !!

Me: Oh yes I did. I told her a dog usually chases a cat across my bed. Most of the time one or both of them have dirty muddy feet. Sometimes I find the dog or cat sleeping in my bed. So my sheets are washed very often. Sometimes every day.