Another Driver YELLED at me........

We went to the mini city yesterday. We had a activity near the mini city so I told DS we could go and stop at the book store. The bookstore happens to be at the mall. Here was the plan we would stop, run in and get the books he wanted and leave. I did not know the Christmas chaos had already started. The parking lot was a mad house. I kept driving around looking for a parking spot. I finally saw two cars getting ready to pull out so I was waiting for one of them. Guess what they start backing out directly towards each other. I can see one driver so I am waving my hand to stop, I am honking and honking. He finally stops and looks at me and yells WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
I can tell from his body language he is very mad at me. He looks tense his shoulders are about to touch his ears. I am still honking because the other car is still backing up. I point behind him. He starts honking and trying to go forward. At the very last second the other car finally stops. At first I wasn't sure if the other car had hit him or not. It was that close. Then he looked at me and his death grip on his steering wheel was loosened and his shoulder dropped back down and he said THANKS. He pulled forward the other car finished backing up and then he backed out and left. Don't you know I didn't get either parking space. I was waiting for the other one. Some car on the other side zipped into it. The one with the guy was to small for me. My kids thought this was the funniest thing ever. They both commented I can't believe neither one of them saw the other one. I am just glad they didn't wreck. We would still be there, with the traffic jam that would of caused. I will not be returning to the mall until June. I will be doing my shopping from the comfort of my home.

If I call and tell you about a tornado....

If I call and tell you there was just a tornado near your home, knowing you are not there.....
Just ignore me. Maybe I was watching future track and maybe it fell apart before it got there. Maybe you should wait to start calling neighbors finding out what happened. After all it hasn't happened yet. Maybe it won't even happen. Maybe I will call you back in a few minutes and tell you never mind.
Don't ask I am not telling you who I did this to. Kind of like you guys will never know who gave me their bra on the side of the highway.

Need an invitation to dinner?

I was talking to a friend and asked how her dinner party went. She said I don't know I think they were bored to death.
I said What you didn't table dance for them?
Her husband said We should of invited them for dinner.

My birthday dinner......

My birthday dinner by request…..

I never blogged about my birthday dinner and a friend asked me to. Several friends took me out to dinner for my birthday. At the table across from us I promise the couple was getting ready to clear the table. It was like watching an x-rated movie. If my kids were with me I would of nicely asked the couple to get a room. Since I was with friends we just laughed loudly about it. One of the moms at our table kept pulling up her shirt flashing everyone. I can’t believe no one else noticed. Oh yeah she was nursing a baby. It just sounds funnier to say she was flashing everyone. When I was in high school I had a friend who flashed people her boobs all the time. One time I was driving and this guy was riding his bike down the road. My friend rolled down the window, leaned out and flashed the guy. He rode right off the road. It was so funny. I guess our days of flashing people and skinny dipping are over. Now we just laugh at the people around us and make up wild stories about them. I guess when I am closer to 5o than 40 my parties... oh yeah I am going to Australia then so I will have wild party. By then 50 will be the new 20.

Update to why I was blogging at...

I just wanted to update everyone to my early morning. DH was very wrong. I was up that early and felt like I had all the time in the world. I ended up being in a rush to get out the door. I was putting my make-up on in the car after we got to where we were going. So having an extra hour did not work in my favor. It just gave me time to blog and do a load of laundry.